rchin_(皇马球迷)：开局攻势狂，附体南大王。越踢越勉强，沦为兵工厂。夺冠又凉凉，惟有争四忙。 (I swear we start a game like Bayern but then finsih off like arsenal, top 4 may be a realistic aim for us.)

inno_func(皇马球迷)：有谁知道梅西啥时候能去意甲吗？我帮一个朋友问的。(Any of you know when Messi is going to Serie A? Asking for a friend.)

Ambujpawar(巴萨球迷)：《论对梅西犯规而不得牌的101种方法》——拉莫斯。(Learn how to foul Messi and no get carded 101- By Sergio Ramos.)

CaptainDank0(巴萨球迷)：等我都找到女朋友了，皇马球员恐怕还没得黄牌呢！(I'll get a girlfriend before real madrid gets a yellow ffs.)

doxqwae(巴萨球迷)：拉莫斯是打算破一个90分钟内肘击人数最多的世界纪录吧…(Is Ramos going for a record on how many players he can elbow in 90 minutes?)

Jwestbrook(未知主队球迷)：要是哪天阿森西奥真的胸口中了一枪，别人会不会还是以为他在演戏…(People may think Asensio is still acting even though he is shot by someone indeed.)

Thinkblu3(沙尔克04球迷)：友情提示一下，当年沙尔克是脑子搭错了哪根弦才250万就放走了拉基蒂奇…(Just a friendly reminder that Schalke was stupid enough to sell rakitic for 2.5 mil.)

Bananasareslippery(法国球迷)：皇马的后防线就像是《女巫布莱尔》里的孩子一样说没就没了...(The defense that went missing like the kids in the Blair witch project.)

Mtchilliader(圣保罗球迷)：想象一下4天内被死敌在家门口连夺2项赛事的争冠机会，而你自己却哪怕1个球都特么踢不进…(imagine losing 2 titles in 4 days against your biggest rival in your own stadium without scoring one single fucking goal.)

nofilter4me(AC米兰球迷)：今天贝尔对皇马最大的贡献，就是被换下去的时候…(Bale's biggest contribution for Real Madrid today was getting subbed off.)

巴萨3-0皇马

opi(波兰球迷)：裁判可能是从更衣室带的两张牌都是红牌，为了掩饰自己的错误，上半场只好一律不掏牌了…(Ref just picked up two red cards from a locker room by mistake, so he has to survive this half without reaching into a pocket.)

MotherDucker9(皇马球迷)：我就说梅西不行吧，巴萨没他我们能输1-5，现在他上了，我们才输了0-3而已！(I mean Messi is just a fraud. It’s only 0-3 but when he didn’t play we lost 1-5.)

CanadaPal(曼城球迷)：一位18岁的天才少年闪耀国家德比，成为球队当场最佳球员，13年前也发生过同样的事，不同的是，那个少年进了3个球…(the last time an 18 year-old have been the best player for one time in an El Classico is about 13 years ago I’d say, but that boy did score 3 goals.)

RayHudson_(哥伦比亚球迷)：瓦拉内凭一己之力阻止了苏神的帽子戏法！(So if it wasn't for Varane, Suarez would have a hat trick.)

Fake_Fibonacci(皇马球迷)：我们终于踢得像样一回，却输了个0-3，都特么赖全球气候变暖，快醒醒吧人类！(The one time we play well , we lose by 3 . Ya know what , I blame climate change. Wake up people !!)

Brayshizzle(切尔西球迷)：我在加拿大多伦多看了这场比赛直播，结果竟然被贝尔踢飞的球砸中了脑袋！(Watched the game in Toronto.....just got smacked in the head by Bales shot...)